September 2010
1 post
May 2010
6 posts
I’m ready to just be done with the papers, etc., but today is housecleaning and wine drinking day and that, my friends, is priceless.
This is brilliant. →
Hey tiger. How’s every little thing? Not so good you say? Why’s that? Did you spill coffee on your brand new shirt? The one you saw in the store window and had your very first “buy it off the mannequin” moment? I’m sorry. That shirt is pretty fantastic by the way. You might not have the…
Dear Semester,
I am ready for you to be over now. I mean, we’ve been together for a few months now and it’s just not working out. I want my freedom. I want to see other people. I want you gone.
Xo,
Meg
Most surreal day ever. Just tons of cosmic weirdness. I’m sure that if I’d gone driving in the country during the storm tonight, I would have been hit by lightning again.
April 2010
15 posts
“Everybody loves something, even if it’s only tortillas”
– Trungpa Rinpoche
It’s really windy out right now, but was in the 70s today. I’ve been having “nervous belly” all day. Just scared in general, totally anxious, shaking a bit, not at all hungry. Then the boyfy says my dog is sick, way sick, so I rush home to him, but I don’t know who’s sicker, me or Charlos. Is he nervous about life, too? Finals week? Inadequacy? Scared the wind...
crushes:
if this works out, ill be like OMG
and youll be like NFW
and the rest of the world will be like LOLOLOLOLOL THEYR IDIOTS 4 NOT GETTIN 2GETHA SOONER LOLOLOLOLOL
and my dad will be like *palm face* cause we type like four year olds
lol (or: I Hate Myself and Want to Die.)
lol. omg. (i am feeling exactly the same way lately. aargh.)
whydoihaveablog:
lol lol joke! joke! ha-HA! self-depricating humor! Ha! Christopher Meloni! SVU! Coco! Dick joke! Tit joke! Vagina! Vagina! Christopher Meloni! Ha! self-depricating humor! Anxiety! Sadness! lol! joke! drugs! weed! Christopher Meloni! weed! lol! SVU! lol! CAPITAL LETTERS! LOL!
The boyfriend seems to be hoarding boxes of Annie’s Fruity Bunnies cereal. Just another reason to flee.
It’s so dreary and rainy here today. I can’t really muster up the energy to do much but daydream about where I might move next, a place that isn’t here.
I think I’d have a much easier time with this weather in Portland or Seattle. I don’t know about Portland, but Seattle was almost architected for rain, is most beautiful during a drizzle.
If I had a strong latte...
Dear Cat,
Your acrobatics and general annoyingness will not convince me to feed you now.
Yours,
Meg
I’ve been cheating on Tumblr with my other blog. I realized that the other fake me (the other-than-this fake me) is funnier. She also swears more. I’m not sure if that makes her my good twin or my bad twin.
crushes:
i think we don’t realize;
we are constantly surrounded by people who love us.
March 2010
11 posts
I’m sorry, but if anything’s going to replace sleeping at 1am, it’s gotta live up to the awesomeness of watching camera phone videos of Bill Murray at SXSW for 30 freaking minutes.
I love that man.
If I can just make it to Wednesday...
60s and 70s from there on out!!!
PTRBKR: 10 Immediate Health Care Reforms →
So here’s what’s actually going to happen, immediately, with our health care system. Ask a tea partier which of these they’d like to scrap.
The legislation will:
Prohibit pre-existing condition exclusions for children in all new plans;
Provide immediate access to insurance for uninsured…
Albert: We really need to go to bed. It's early...I mean late.
Meg: Yeah. Do you think the dogs will be okay before morning? They won't have to go out?
Albert: Yeah, they're in their beds, right?
Meg: Yeah.
Albert: Those fucking bastards.
Meg: What??? Are you even paying attention to what you're saying?
Albert: Yes. Those sons of bitches.
Eeyore's Birthday Party →
Just another reason I think I need to move to Austin.
Evolutionary psychology is for people who can't be... →
Yep. That’s how I really feel.
February 2010
28 posts
My brother was in a massive car accident seven years ago. They thought they’d have to amputate his feet. They didn’t. Then they thought he’d never walk. He did. Then they said that he’d made an incredible discovery in spite of the odds and, while he’d never be a runner, they were amazed with his determination.
I talked to him on the phone this morning. He’s...
The cashier at Border’s just suggested I go into prostitution. Or porn. I’m not sure which. That sums up my day perfectly.
bubble baths! →
I want to be Alicia Silverstone’s friend. Really. The pictures in her post are adorable…especially the one of the bathing collie w/wine. I miss having a working bathtub.
“i can’t say come to me, but i can’t say leave / one thing i can say,...”
– greg brown
While I think it’s lame that I have to delete my Google profile to get rid of Buzz, but it’s a small price to pray for freedom. I’m just happy to be rid of it. I don’t get mad about much, but I think that was a damn security nightmare and a gross oversight on Google’s part. Wtf were they thinking?
Killer Joe
I went to see this play Killer Joe tonight. There were all sorts of warning signs on the way in about the full-frontal nudity involved and how fake guns would be used and so on. And there was. And there were. Also, incredibly graphic violence and more fake blood than I’ve ever seen used on stage.
However, the highlight was a fully-clothed scene where one of the women fellates a KFC...
Vampire Weekend’s new album makes me happy, because it makes me think of skinny dipping in lakes in college, for whatever reason.
And that makes me think of summer.
And summer makes me happy.
BBQ, warmth, sandals.
Love it. Want it.
Now.
I just tried Chatroulette for the first time.
Sometimes I hate the internet. Not usually, but this sounds truly awful.
theidiotking:
What did I find? Boners, people smoking weed, dudes who didn’t want to talk to me, girls who took one look at me and kept moving, and shirtless old me. I thought this was a webcam game, not my teenage years!!
HAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLIAMAGODDAMNEDGENIUS!
But seriously (folks), that was the low point of my day....
Simplify →
Tips on simplying your life from Leo. There’s some darn good stuff here. This is his short list page, but the normal blog is highly recommended.