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I just tried Chatroulette for the first time.
Sometimes I hate the internet. Not usually, but this sounds truly awful.
What did I find? Boners, people smoking weed, dudes who didn’t want to talk to me, girls who took one look at me and kept moving, and shirtless old me. I thought this was a webcam game, not my teenage years!!
HAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLIAMAGODDAMNEDGENIUS!
But seriously (folks), that was the low point of my day. Chatroulette is the absolute end of the internet. It’s a scourge. It’s a plague on humanity. It’s the apocalypse. Remember the cover of Where The Sidewalk Ends, where the little kids are looking over the edge? That’s what playing Chatroulette is like, except the little kids get abducted and thrown into a basement.
